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Tue, 21 May 2013 13:00:58 -0400

From the mini art book.

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:10:57 -0400

From the mini art book.

pseudocoding: catbountry: totallynotagentphilcoulson: thelastq...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:01:37 -0400

catbountry:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

thelastqueenofscotland:

mockingdjay:

remyreaper:

mrs-plantagenet:

moddedcarbine:

Thought you couldn’t hate Obama any more than you already do? This is absolutely absurd. Just the mere fact that he would ask (order) a Marine to do this shows he has no concept of respect. Think this is photoshopped? I got it from the CNN website. It’s completely true. Do a web search and you’ll see multiple sources. This President is absolutely worthless.

Title ten of the Armed Forces US Code says that members of the military do what is asked of them by their Commander in Chief. The man next to them is the Prime Minister of Hungary. It would be bad show to let the rain fall on the head of a visiting diplomat, and any Marine on Presidential duty is honored to be there. This is not about the umbrellas, it is about treating visiting dignitaries with honor and respect. To only have an umbrella over the head of Prime Minister Orban would be a sign of superiority or strength over the visiting PM. The president did the correct thing in the situation by showing enough respect for his fellow leader and giving them both an equal platform.

Y’all need to stop freaking the fuck out over stupid shit like umbrellas.

pls.

also he didn’t think he even needed the umbrella, thus resulting in this picture of him checking if it was even raining even more aka my favorite picture of him ever:

Speaking as the son of a former Army officer, OP’s post is even more disrespectful towards the Marine in the photo - and the US military in general - than it is towards the President. It shows that literally the only part of being in the military OP has respect for is the part that involves killing others and that is not the biggest part of the military by a long shot and is not the part of military service most members joined for. People join the military to serve the nation, and part of that is stuff like this. There is a reason active duty military do not and are not supposed to discuss their opinions of a President during that President’s term. The President is the Commander in Chief regardless of who they actually are. Republican, Democrat, third party, no longer existent party: it does not matter. Being art of the White House guard and the Presidential detail, especially when a foreign dignitary or leader is present, is one of the biggest honors in the military.

But it’s a fucking umbrella, so complaining about it in the first place is massively moronic.

OP postin’ some Fox news Facebook level shit.

1981robotoy: Wreck it Ralph concept art. Character concept...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:30:54 -0400

1981robotoy:

Wreck it Ralph concept art. Character concept inspiration.

Courtesy of Disney Animation Studios

celebrate-the-magic: poison-ninja: i-am-momo-senpai: This is...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:14:07 -0400

celebrate-the-magic:

poison-ninja:

i-am-momo-senpai:

This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on Cartoon Network.

OH. MY. GOD.

OH MY FREAKING LORD

mshpiece: macmanusmurph: awkwaben: shadowkixx: geek-studio: ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:09:23 -0400

mshpiece:

macmanusmurph:

awkwaben:

shadowkixx:

geek-studio:

Portal 2 Marriage Proposal

Custom levels designed specifically for a man to propose to his girlfriend. D’awww!

omg that’s so fucking sweet

I bet she cried.

That was the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

the foreshadowing of this kills me xD

#WHATS HAPPENING #FUCK WE’RE MOVING#JESUS MARY AND JOSHEPH WHY...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:47:38 -0400

#WHATS HAPPENING #FUCK WE’RE MOVING #JESUS MARY AND JOSHEPH WHY ARE WE MOVING #WHAT IS THIS SORCERY #I THINK I’M GONNA PUKE THE CATNIP

batlesbo: dieu-trahi: wookiemistake: ackles-mjolnir: so as i...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:02:58 -0400

batlesbo:

dieu-trahi:

wookiemistake:

ackles-mjolnir:

so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads

Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.

It’s almost a shame that I’m never having kids, I’d be the most trollinest dad ever

It’s a shame I’ll never be a dad because of my vagina, I’d be even trollier.

asamiandthedragonhybrids: xekstrin: milkydayy: i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:49:53 -0400

asamiandthedragonhybrids:

xekstrin:

milkydayy:

i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something

“I know things are stressful right now, but trust me, by the end of the month you won’t even remember that scruffy hipster’s name,” Yahoo promised Tumblr, noting all the unnecessary reblog-as-links, the flawed tag system, the general chaos. This poor girl needed a doctor. She didn’t even know she was being mistreated. Kissing her forehead on a whim, she felt the girl warm up under her hands.

Tears welled up in Tumblr’s eyes, though she was obviously doing her best to fight them. “Can you promise me?” she asked, voice thick. “Please promise me that you won’t try to change me?”

“You won’t change. I just want to help, you, T. You have to trust me.”

She gripped Yahoo’s sleeves, a sudden fierceness masking her anxiety. “Promise me,” she said. No— she demanded.

Even though right now all she wanted was to hold T tight, she knew she had to tread delicately here. Change was frightening, even for less volatile sites. She could only imagine how T felt, being traded off like a common toy. “I promise,” Yahoo said, cradling T’s face between her palms so that their eyes met. She hoped her sincerity could somehow be transmitted through their locked gaze, that T could see how much she valued her, how much she wanted to protect her. “I swear on my life.”

She could tell T didn’t believe her. As crushing as that was, though, she would just have to prove to her through actions, not words, that their union would be for the best.

AAAHH

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:36:19 -0400

amagi-challenge: harpollo: it’s all i ever wanted 8bit done...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:46:58 -0400

amagi-challenge:

harpollo:

it’s all i ever wanted

8bit done right, folks.

lauphing-bronie42: siriusstark: awkwardsituationist: 98 year...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:37:59 -0400

lauphing-bronie42:

siriusstark:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well known fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living instead off his monthly state pension of 80 euros.

there’s still good in this world

this man is more amazing than most people in the owrld.

zawehzaweh: finalblessing: will smith everybody #HELLO I AM...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:36:24 -0400

zawehzaweh:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

#HELLO I AM MR SMITH THIS IS M FAMILY #WIFE!! SON!!

thattallsummonerguy: easytobearound: bethanysworld: msnbc: ...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:35:43 -0400

thattallsummonerguy:

easytobearound:

bethanysworld:

msnbc:

The Democratic senator from Massachusetts introduced her first bill Wednesday, the Bank on Students Loan Fairness Act, offering students temporary relief from the burden of high interest rates rates on loans.

Love this woman.

So proud to be from MA and have her as my senator!

I am surprised at the lack of notes….

castielandhishunters: calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:40:23 -0400

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

julesmasters: this man has had such a profound influence on the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:33:27 -0400

julesmasters:

this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:26:47 -0400

“Ooh Miss Croft”, a fan fiction.

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:16:33 -0400

“Ooh Miss Croft”, a fan fiction.

mapetitechoufleur: update? ok but lets take a moment to look at...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:33:31 -0400

mapetitechoufleur:

update? ok but lets take a moment to look at this

patrickandmarcus: this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:17:29 -0400

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma